Projektet

 

Things are never as bad as they seem...

 

 

 

 

Det handlar inte om att dö eller inte dö
Det handlar om att inte dö i onödan
Det handlar om kärlek

 

 Our purpose is mutual

 

 

Conversion software; Version 7.5

 

 

 

Guide
noun
1. a. One who shows the way by leading, directing, or advising.
    b. Person whose work is conducting strangers or tourists through a region, building, etc.
    c. Person; as through a museum, give information about points of interest encountered.
2. a. Something, such as a pamphlet, that offers basic information or instruction.
    b. A guidebook.
3. Something that serves to direct or indicate.
4. A soldier stationed at the right or left of a column of marchers to control alignment.
5. A person, animal, or thing that guides. as modifier; a guide dog

Guide; verb -guided -guiding -guides
1. To serve as a guide for.
2. To direct the course of; steer: guide a ship through a channel.
3. To exert control or influence over.
4. To supervise the training or education of.
verb, intransitive
-To serve as a guide

 

 

The Project...
It's some kind of rip in the fabric of space... That would... Well, it'd be like...
I don't know... something that would help with the shower curtains I guess...
I haven't worked this idea out as much as the wish-taking one.

This, the mystic book that followers of this cult refer to only as "DSF" is a compilation of our 'greatest achievments'...
Because of the mysterious wording of these messages, it is believed that much of it is in copy-paste code.
We believe the message is about some sorts of evil demons; one machine-like being named Reapers, and a other small group; the DarkOnes...
...that can control minds - that works through 'TheOthers' evil dark empire that is supressing the earth for stupid, childish and selfish purposes.

Therefore it is declared that; "All your base are belong to us, you are on the way to destruction."

 

To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle,
requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.

Albert Einstein

 

 

 

It's only science until it's proven wrong

 

 

Pillar one: Science without results is just witchcraft.
Pillar two: Get results or you're fired.
Pillar three: if you suspect a coworker of bein' a witch, report them immediately.

I cannot stress that enough; Witchcraft will not be tolerated!

 

 

Detta projekt startades för att finna en mördare...
...samt något kring detta liv som alla pratar om men ej kan definera riktigt.
Vår data visar att det finns många mördare på internet.
Därför lanserar vi detta totalt ofärdigt, slarvigt editerat, felstavat, etc för vi antar att du vet vem mördaren är.
Denna teoretiska modell finns här för vi vill förstå detta, du får gärna ta del.
Många säger att det är ingen ide att göra något åt detta mördande.
Fast enligt vår data så verkar alla ha försökt få hjälp.
Alla har försökt finna någon som förstår, någon som kunde hjälpa till med mordet...

Vår data visar även att orsaken till att man ger upp är för att det känns meningslöst att fortsätta.
Det blir meningslöst att leva, därför kör vi detta projekt under huvudmottot:
Meningslöshet botas inte, den måste man förstå

Många liv gick åt för att få fram detta projekt. Många goda personer.
Kärlek, smärta och kunskap har ett högt pris...

Det här består av olika personers reflektioner och till stor del kopierade/editerade texter,
samt problem och lösningar folk var snälla att dela med sig utav.

Dessutom är det orimiligt att producera dessa mängder text själv
Det gör inte texterna mindre värda
Sedan är editering inte heller helt okrävande
Eftersom det tillämpas procedurer som du kan läsa mer om här så förkommer det konstanta ändringar
Det får vissa delar att verka i oordning, men valde att göra detta "live" då något kanske är användbart redan nu.
Det beror på att texters perfektion uppnås genom att ha ett mångsidigt innhehåll beroende på syftet, och det får man sällan på första försöket
Fast en bra historia hålls alltid i original

 Många delar är inte ens från sin ursprungskontext, fast de flesta är, material från trådar behålls i original

 

 

 

The distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion
Albert Einstein 

 

Tillägnad: Alice, hur så måga än försöker förklara hur hon har det så kan man aldrig fatta det helt; hur hon mår innerst :(

 

The Lazarus Project's sole purpose is to bring you back from the dead.
The Illusive Man created the Lazarus Project in the belief that only you can stop the Reaper threat to humanity, as the Governmentcouncil idly stands by.

The Lazarus project is a reference to Lazarus of Bethany, who was restored to life by Jesus Christ, four days after his death.
The name "Lazarus Project" is also a movie, in which the main character dies and is given a second chance after that.
The Lazarus Project was also the name of a project in Babylon 5, in which individuals on the verge of death would be physically healed while having their brains hardwired with a computer intelligence, transforming them into covert operatives.

 

 

 

All propaganda is based on deception
Know your own lies and know your enemies lies...
...and victory is certain against even the wisest and most corrupt opponents
Jesus Christ of Nazareth

Propaganda is an utterly fictional method of getting your point across and a kind of advertising for countries and corporations. It is one of the world's most popular forms of communication. Today most countries rely heavily on propaganda, and most governments worldwide use it in some form as well as the corporations that live and work under them and sometimes over them. Times have changed considerably from early propaganda, where obvious biases were tied into messages for a target audience, such as children's television with product placements for toys and fast food. However in the digital age, maintaining this fragile system is becoming increasingly difficult as populaces question the logic of 'the fabrications' (the lies) 

 

Suicide is the biggest war I have ever seen, bigger than all the others combined... The amount of misery it stacks, all the life that was taken before its time. The sorrow, the worries, the hardships that never came back to land... The huge amount of millions each year, who don't want to be apart of us any more... because we failed to give them meaning in their existence.

...And one of the most sick things about it all, is us, we all who don't know or don't care about the unbelievable large numbers of everything that's  forever lost, how much we all have to pay, for nothing! Each minute of every day we lose someone again and it never stops! Where is the help... when there is a war going on... Where's the financial support to combat the enemy, and who is guarding the defence lines... But that what hurts the most is that the enemy was life...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Du får ursäkta att manus är liknande, men dom andras manus är fan inte bätte! :D

 

 

 

 

 

It is not about The Money
It is about The Game

 

 

 

 

Projektfinansiering
Den Stora Frågan drivs utan pengar, och går rejält back, inte för du nog bryr dig...
Men var inte orolig; nästan alla dina pengar slösas på saker som inte ger något, det vet du redan.
Samt att dina pengar läggs på så många oanvändbara saker som dessutom ofta främjar självmord, som tex psykvården, verkar inte störa det minsta.
Du ser det säkert som en kanonbra investering... och har egentligen inte heller så mycket koll på dessa saker, jag hoppas detta hjälpte dig lite.
Om du hade 10 miljoner så skulle du bara köpa något åt dig själv... och försök inte luras om det, du vet att du skulle göra precis som de andra!
Sluta bara undra varför saker ser ut som de gör när folk som vinner 25 miljoner euro lyckas bränna allt på 3 månader utan att ens hjälpa sig själva...
Men att grina över det går tydligen hur bra som helst...

See... I'mma tell you like you told me;
Cash rules everything around me...

The cost of this project is astronomical; over 4 billion credits so far.
But nobody seems to care that we've gone over budget...
The Lazarus Project, the program that rebuilt you... it's funded and controlled by Cerberus

I don't know where The Boss gets all his money... maybe it's better not to know.
I just wish he'd kick a little more in my direction once in a while...

 

Probably no one is going to read or care about this
But if only get one person to read it I feel it's worth it.
I'm trying to be a DJ like a million others...
Maybe I’m no different yet, but it would mean the world to me to know that I can entertain a lot of people out there.
If you read this, please give me a "THUMBS UP" so other people can see this message too.

It’s so simple to make my dream come true :) thank you very much!

 

 

Hur som helst; Tack så mycket att du tog tiden och läste :D

In 2003, The New York Times published a story which claimed that researchers had discovered a man who actually did care.
However, three days later it was revealed that the man's name was Nobody.

 

VOTE FOR NOBODY!
- NOBODY will keep election promises
- NOBODY will listen to your concerns
- NOBODY will help the poor and unemployed
- NOBODY CARES! ... Nobody tells the truth.

 

 

 

 

Seems like everybody's got a price
I wonder how they sleep at night, when the sale comes first, and the truth comes second..
Just stop, for a minute and Smile!

Why is everybody so serious?! Acting so damn mysterious...
You got your shades on your eyes. And your heels so high that you can't even have a good time.

Everybody look to their left! - Everybody look to their right!
Can you feel that? We'll pay them with love tonigt!

It's not about the money, money, money, We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance! Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the (ha!) cha-ching cha-ching. Ain't about the (yeah!) ba-bling ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance, forget about the price tag...

Listen, okay
We need to take it back in time, when music made us all UNITE!
And it wasn't low blows, and video hoes, am I the only one gettin'... tired?
Why is everybody so obsessed? Money can't buy us happiness.
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now?
Guaranteed we'll be feelin' all right.

Yeah, yeah... Well, keep the price tag, and take the cash back.
Just give me six streams and a half stack, and you can keep the cars, leave me the garage.
And all I.. Yes all I need are keys and guitars, and guess what, in 30 seconds I'm leaving to Mars!
Yes, we leaving across these undefeatable odds, it's like this man, you can't put a price on the life.
We do this for the love so we fight and sacrifice every night, so we ain't gonna stumble and fall, never.
Waiting to see, a sign of defeat, so we gonna keep everyone moving their feet.
So bring back the beat, and everybody sing;
It's not about...

 

 

 

 

Now we are soon finishing this wade through the depths of human shallowness.
But what's that you say? This guide is not as conclusive as it should have been?
What of the real questions that were completely ignored?
Paper or plastic? Blondes, brunettes or redheads? What? Choices come in threes now?

 

Inom kort kommer sidan att utökas med ännu mer livsrådgivning. Kram!

 

 

 

A declaration:
This article is not real, which means that it will be censored quite often, because of those who are serving a higher purpose.
Note that despite this article being not real there is use of the word God, alot, which is highly important.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

 

End user policy 2.0 For life
§ Anything can and will be used against you
§ Expect that nothing stays
§ Logic doesn't follow reason
§ They have the power to delete at any time
§ Anything can be deleted, anything...
§ When they want; no rules will apply
§ Life is unfair, but never quit to easy!

 

 

 

 

 Imagine there's no Heaven; it's easy if you try
No hell below us; above us only sky
Imagine all the people; Living for today

 

 

 

Time... Is it really that... time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time...span.
You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services
Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them, but these are extra...ordinary times.
Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice; I will take the liberty of choosing for you, if and when your time comes round again...
I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of...
Well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... this is where I get off...

 

 

(¯`v´¯)
.`·.¸.·´ ♥ Sing like you know the words ♥
¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨) ♥ Dance like no one's watching ♥
(¸.·´ (¸.·´ .·´ ¸¸.·¨¯`·.♥ ~~ And love like it's never going to hurt! ♥

 

 

Thank you for participating in this aperture science computer aided enrichment activity

 

Goodbye!

 

If we live our life in fear, I'll wait a thousand years
Just to see you smile again...
It could be wrong, but it should've been right
To Let our hearts ignite! Are we digging a hole?
This is out of control!!!

The night has reached its end, we can't pretend...
We must run, it's time to run!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 It was an honor to browse with you :')

 

 

 

 

 

This is the last page. Or is it?
It could be a hit record, a chocolate bar, or it could even be God
Worship this page




Bless this mess!